(Disclaimer: this is 100% fiction). 
From: Human Resources
To: Mike S.
Subject: Cutbacks
Hi Mike,
Hope you’re feeling great today on this fine March 13th 2010 day.
Mike, you know we treasure your contribution to the business. To us, you’re so far beyond price that you’ve actually become valueless, which is something of a problem.
Therefore, it’s with deep regret that we have to inform you that after careful discussion with everyone, we’ve decided to have you destroyed to save the business some money.
