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State of Me (or, Me In A State) – May/June edition

So, Mike, how goes it?

What? Who…who are you?

I’m your imaginary audience!

Uh, I already have an imaginary audience. That’s the fuel that powers my ego. That’s the crutch that props up my personal blogging, allowing it to stagger and lurch erratically ever-onwards towards some…

Yes yes. Use less words. Listen! I may be imaginary, but I have a real question that needs a real answer.

Namely?

“What’s going on with you?” Because this is supposed to be a personal blog, but it’s Kindle this, authenticity that, trains, bad places….come on. Where’s you in all this? (more…)

Blogcast: What Makes Bad Places *Bad*? (Redux)

Microphone - by laffy4k, Flickr

For many years, people have told me I have the perfect face for radio.

Every time, my reaction was the same – when the red mist lifted and I finally stopped hitting them, I’d mull it over for a while. You know, that would be fun.

There’s something deliciously challenging about radio, and also something incredibly cheap about it too. It’s a place where imagination really takes flight. In Cyprus as a child, I’d sit spellbound in the shade, lost in the tapes my dad had recorded from the BBC World Service. I squeaked my enthusiasm for Lord Of The Rings (back then just a book) onto a TDK C90 cassette that we posted off to relatives back in England. I wore tapes out, replaying them until they broke. I was hooked.

Then I discovered live radio broadcasts. (“Is someone recording all this? No? But, what a waste!“)

Yes, I love audio.

Then I attended TBU, and it got me thinking. Why don’t I have a go?

So here I am, reading out this post. I think they call this “blogcasting”. You may call it something else, such as “awful”, or “the least useful 4 minutes I’ve spent since Rebecca Black’s Friday“. If so, I apologise deeply. And screw you.

I don’t yet know what I’ll do beyond playing – but I feel confident that once I get over my microphone-fright, relax a little and settle into a comfortable rhythm, it’ll get a hell of a lot worse.

Enjoy.

Image: laffy4k

How Do You Avoid Wasting Good Advice?

Advice, by laughlin - Flickr

What do you do with good advice?

Sometimes travel-blogging feels like one big difference of opinion. From the right way to travel to hating on partial RSS feeds, from debating whether the term “street food” is insulting to where the line gets drawn between it and restaurant food. There’s lots of disagreement, occasionally heated, and a lot of haranguing.

It’s all very healthy.

(And dead fun to watch)

But picking your way through it, finding a truth that fits you, takes time. There’s just so much of everything out there that grappling with a tiny fraction of it can bite your entire day in half.

My biggest problem is getting through it all. I’m swamped. Books piled high, RSS feeds in need of a digital machete, a Kindle so full it sweats. And I hate it, because everything is fascinating right now.

A few months back, I took stock of my 2010 (which I’ve started writing about already), and one of the truly worrying things was the amount of terrific advice that had gone into my head, lingered long enough for me to think “hey, great point” and then been trampled to jam by everything following behind it. Splat. Gone.

The only way to truly internalise good advice is to reinforce it until it’s strong enough to survive the crush in your head. And that’s how you keep it in mind long enough to do something about it.

In a way, the Internet is really good at this. There are bookmarks, and site archives, and e-mail notifications you can flag in your Inbox – but all these things involve wading directly into the flow of incoming Stuff and getting battered by it while you try to focus on something else. If you’re an Internet addict like me, this is really hard. You’re wired to respond to new Stuff, and your attention leaps at every distraction like a headcrab. Mate with my brain!

Knowing that my memory is either naturally this terrible, or has been addled by my online habits, I have chosen to take everything useful I’ve discovered or rediscovered since Christmas….offline.

It all goes in a huge notebook. I read this notebook on the bus, in the garden, in the smallest room in the house (you know the one)…pretty much everywhere, really. It’s my book of Thinky Stuff. Sometimes I scribble things out with a curse when I’ve decided they’re bullshit (yes, Mr Ferriss) and sometimes I underline things and ring them and occasionally write “Hurrah!” in the margins. It’s a knowledge bank that gets filtered as it gets added to – it evolves.

But mainly, it gets reread.

I can rarely say that about anything I read on the Internet.

What’s the last piece of online advice you found yourself following?

And how exactly did that happen?

Image: laughlin

 

Freelance Writing: What I Did Right

Hi!

My name is Mike, and I’m the proud owner of a bouncing part-time online freelance writing business (staff: 1), focussing mainly on travel. So that makes me a travel writer, yes? Well…er…

Tell you what, let’s discuss that elsewhere, and for the moment, I’ll say “kinda” (or add that dignity-salvaging word “aspiring”).

Ta.

Being a freelance writer! Wow. Like, getting paid – for writing. That’s like getting paid for reading – or eating cake! You must have such a cool lifestyle!

Um…

While it’s true that my fledgling business thrills me (as well as being the hardest work I’ve ever done in my life), I wouldn’t know how to answer if you asked “Is it a success?”. In some ways, I’m proud of what I’ve done. Except I’ve clearly done other stuff exactly the wrong way, and right now those things are getting a damn good shake-up.

So, before we dwell on my failings as a businessman (and hey, we both know that’s going to be the really fun part), let’s look at ten things I reckon I’ve got right.

1. I Do Unpaid work

Part of the reality of getting anywhere these days is working for “free”. It may give you something else you can quantify in advance – and if you’re being smart, it always does – but you’re not being paid in the most literal sense. This is a grey area that some people will argue is the road to being exploited by feckless marketeers. I not only think otherwise, I have secured work, built professional relationships, acquired lucrative new skills and yes, had fun doing it. It’s the quickest way to raise your profile online, and it’s a great method for demonstrating what you’re capable of because for the recipient of your unpaid services, there’s no financial risk – “first one’s free, mate” – so they’re more inclined to let you hog their webspace and sing your praises. (If you do a good job, of course).

Obviously there’s a line. But doing something for free can be the smart, profile-boosting, legacy-building thing to do, and putting aside the moral, volunteeristic aspect, it makes you look good. People will love you for it.

(But hey, don’t forget to earn money. That’s fun too).

2. I Hang Out

This is closely related to unpaid work. Is it a waste of time to engage in mass-chats on Twitter or comment on other blogs or meet people for drinks? What’s the point, other than fun? The point is the whole point of the Internet in the first place – to connect. There’s a really important word underpinning your online business: influence. Influence is a measure of how much people care about what you’re saying, doing and hustling.

By connecting better (please note, dear Follower-addled Twitter peeps, the word “better”), you spread the word.

And the word is everything.

3. I’ve Worked Hard At It

Chris Guillebeau says it. Gary Vaynerchuk says it. Anyone who is successfully self-employed knows it. If you’re working for yourself, you will work like a dawg. If you drink coffee, it will become even more useful than your skeleton in keeping you upright. If you’re a night owl, you’ll see a lot of dawn light and hear more dawn choruses than you’d ever nightmared. You will struggle to relax (see later). In short – obsession. The twitchy, deep-fried variety.

The good news is that the object of your obsession is totally worth it.

4. I Am Strangely Named

Type “mikeachim” into Google. Yes, they’re all me. Because who else would have such a stupid name? Ditto “Fevered Mutterings”.

I used to regret choosing these monikers (I’ve been stuck with them since 2004). Now? They’re an asset. It’s a fact, silly names are the new sensible.

5. I Read Widely

My twin fascinations are travel and storytelling (and the natural overlap therein). But my reading habits are all over the place – a good way to be as long as you’re also reading into your specialisations a goodly amount. Fusion food is about finding originality through blending. Try fusion reading – same principle. What do you never read? What subjects do you know nothing about? Go dabble.  Your brain will love it.

6. I Don’t Chase Really Small Change

“Needed: freelance writers to write short, timely pieces on tight deadline: payment $10 for 20 articles.”

This is one of the biggest traps for new writers. While I’d never be so pompous as to forbid anyone taking on any kind of paid work…really, you’re worth better than this by even breathing.

It’s my firm opinion that seemingly unpaid writing on your own blog - with your own name against it – has far greater value than anonymous nickel-and-dime work like this. Added to which, this is the way to burn out really fast. It’s unsustainable. You’ll be a cinder in 3 months.

7. It’s Not My Only Job

Launching yourself as a freelance writer is of course a financial risk – although arguably less of a risk right now than being an employee that can be laid off at any time. But however overcome with passion for your new career, you have to be practical. Entry-level writing doesn’t pay a lot.  You’re doing a great job if it’s a sustainable income, but most writers have to bolster it with non-writing wages. I’m one of them. That’s been a big help.

Don’t jump until you’re ready (but when you are ready, take a really big run-up).

8. I’m Thrifty

Caveats: i) I’m only recently thrifty (we’ll get to that when I list my failings), and ii) hey, I have to be.

But it’s really important to nail down your spending and really care about where your hard-earned cash is going. When I was on a larger, more dependeable income I could get away with being sloppy, however bad a habit that was. Now I can’t.

Understand where the money goes, and you get the self-confidence you will need to stay sane when money is tight, which it inevitably will be at regular intervals until you’re firmly established.

9. I’ve Blogged Some Of My Best Stuff

On January 10th 2010 I put a post up called “The Human Scale Of Cold”. It took me 5 days to put together in reading, writing, editing and re-editing. In short, I treated it less like a blog post and more like a formally submitted article. The result was astonishing and immediate – it went BLAM on social media, primarily Stumbleupon. To date, at least 37,000 pairs of eyeballs have viewed it via SU alone. Factor in over a hundred shares on Facebook and cut to Mike dancing round the garden (his emaciated frame poking through tattered clothing), planning a new website based on a thousand such posts.

(I’ll admit, I wrote a sequel in the summer. It did even better).

I can’t put that much time into blogging on a regular basis. And it would be really daft to do so, because that’s time I could spend getting paid directly. But it is worth putting some of your best writing in your blog – if only to fill out your Best Of page (a really good technique for getting people’s attention). This is the evergreen flagship content the successful blog-folk talk about, and for longterm influence, for making people understand what you’re about and why you’re worth reading, it matters.

Hold Fast, by Ben Fredericson (Flickr)

10. It’s Not Just A Business – It’s Fun

Welcome to the best and the worst thing about this job if you’re me.

I love this job. Really. I am in permanent fanboy mode at the work itself. Sometimes I have to force myself to power the laptop down, blubbering pathetically and fighting my own arm like Dr Strangelove. I am an enthusiast, and that keeps me stubbornly hanging in there when it really hurts. If I didn’t care, I’d have given up by now. This is why I’m not working in archaeology (my undergraduate degree), and why other friends successfully are.

The problem? When you love the job, you can’t switch off. (More on that later).

This is the only thing about freelance writing that I feel comfortable forcing down people’s throats when they ask me (eg. here, point 8). It’s the thing that will get you anywhere, and a lack of it is the road to failure. It’s this.

You have to care.

If you can imagine being happy doing something else, go do that instead. Being a writer, the actual writing, has to be your number 1 reward because sometimes, that’s the only reward you will have. Through sheer bloodyminded persistence and an unquenchable thirst to improve you may get “lucky” (I hate that word, but anyway) and make £squillions. Or you may make just enough to scrape by – and even that isn’t guaranteed.

Yes, this is a fickle profession, and financially you will probably suffer.

But that’s okay – that’s not why you’re doing it. Right?

(Part 2 soon).

Images: xjrlokix, Nicola since 1972 and Generationbass.com.

How To Fill Your Kindle (& Other Gadgets) For Free – *Updated*

Disclaimer: this post is about free, legal Kindle books, of which there are shedloads (seriously, scroll downwards). It’s not sponsored by Amazon or any of that malarkey. And if you’re reading, you probably have a Kindle. (Good, aren’t they?) But if you were thinking of buying a Kindle for the first time, I’d be delighted if you did it by clicking through the banner below – it won’t cost you anything, and this humble, pathetically modest writer gets a tiny amount of cash to help keep his silver champagne bucket full and his Ferrari well-tuned. Eee, you’re a gem.

Kindle 3, by kodomut (Flickr)

Don’t get me started on how I fell for my Kindle in 7 minutes.

Thing is…as nice as it is tracking down an e-copy of a book you suddenly find you can’t live without, it costs money. This is not the road to enjoying the decadent self-disgust that comes with a Kindle with no memory left to do things anymore. You are not, and you almost certainly never be, so wealthy that buying 1,500 ebooks doesn’t end at least one significant relationship in your life (your spouse, your bank, your therapist, etc.).

Internet culture to the rescue! Here’s a definition of the Internet: a place where things are so free it blows your tiny mind. That certainly holds in my case (“tiny” may be projecting somewhat – so feel free to choose another word). Nary a day goes by without seeing something I can’t quite believe is in the public domain. Legally, I mean. The Internet has become the real-world equivalent of the most famous guide-book arising from the famous intergalactic publishing houses of Ursa Minor Beta. It’s a cultural primer for all aspiring human beings. And there’s porn as well.

Better than the best school ever, I’m sure you’ll agree.

So here’s what I do. I go to the following websites and I use their good, legal services to upload hundreds of years of eyeball-time and listening-hours to my fave gadgets. (The Kindle can play audio, yes, but unless you’re using an Audible-purchased product…well, the mp3 player is, shall-we-say, highly experimental. I skip and go straight to my Android phone for audio playback).

These are the sites I’ve used to find free Kindle books. This is not a definitive list – it’s one I’ll keep updating – and it’s a very subjective one. These are the sites I have used and that I trust.

And yes, I’m after your suggestions. Suggest alternatives. I totally want them. (more…)

Can We Really Be Friends? The Facebook Years

If you’re on Facebook, we can now be friends there too!

Cast your eyes towards my right-hand sidebar.

(Not literally, please, that would be disgusting).

Ta. And Hi.

Photo: a warm, increasingly fuzzy-headed evening on Naxos. In Greece, they bring the bread out to you without asking, and it’s always home-baked. Not taken from a cheap sliced loaf, slathered in hydrogenated margerine and cut into triangles, AHEM Britain. This is why when it comes to bread, I’d rather be friends with Greece. (Doesn’t apply if your second name is Warburton or Hovis, or if you work here).

Why I Love Your Travel Writing

I love the way you write.

Seriously. Such a thrill. I’ve read a lot of travel writing online and offline, and it’s such a relief to read someone who truly gets it. I love your stuff.

And here’s three reasons why. (more…)

Elsewhere (Sounding Off and Rolling Around)

I’m over at EcoSalon today, looking at ways to turn the wearying din of the modern world into electricity and manufacture hydrogen fuel – or, put another way, the equivelent of  base metal into gold. It could be *that* big, if they nail the technology. Airports, motorways, quarrying, music events of any kind….Niagara Falls? You see what I mean.

But there’s a smaller-scale application that’s equally promising. Solar panels are all the fashion for technomadic-minded backpackers and their thirsty gadgets. Touring cyclists can fix wind turbines to their handlebars. You can even hand-crank your mobile phone into life again (if you don’t mind turning a handle for a few months – file under “Needs More Work”). But noise? There’s almost always noise, even if it’s just the whistle of the wind. Even in places where it seems quiet, it’s just that your ears are too blunted to appreciate the first 20 decibels of what you’re hearing.

A noise-guzzling “speaker” on either side of your backpack? That’d be a winner – especially for urban hiking

*****

Oh, and here’s one of the most embarrassing headaches I’ve ever suffered in public. Kthx.

Image: tjmwatson.

The Blog Post I Least Want You To Read

Clueless: The Blogging Years

One of the many Rules Of Successful Writing (because there’s more than two, so yes, I lied – get over it) is that all your first attempts will be terrible. Your first drafts will fail to convey anything except confusion. Your turns of phrase will horrify more people than the average song by Scouting For Girls. You will be one enormous fountaining mess of ineptitude, and you won’t know it for years. Rediscovered manuscripts will flay you with shame. Ideas that rang like cut crystal will now go *dink*. For the first time the length and breadth of your suckiness will be paraded before you. You will suffer.

So hey, let’s do some of that. (more…)

Crossroads

“Uh oh”, you’re thinking.

He’s been away from his blog for weeks now, and he comes back with a post titled “Crossroads”? Sounds ominous. Is he going to say he’s giving up blogging because he’s moved onto Better Things (as if there are better things than blogging)? Or he just doesn’t have enough time for it anymore? Or he’s finally lost the remainder of his wits, as is suggested by his current manner of referring to himself in the third person?

Rest easy.

Or, rest uncomfortably. Whatever your reaction, knowing that I’m back. (more…)

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