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Crossroads

“Uh oh”, you’re thinking.

He’s been away from his blog for weeks now, and he comes back with a post titled “Crossroads”? Sounds ominous. Is he going to say he’s giving up blogging because he’s moved onto Better Things (as if there are better things than blogging)? Or he just doesn’t have enough time for it anymore? Or he’s finally lost the remainder of his wits, as is suggested by his current manner of referring to himself in the third person?

Rest easy.

Or, rest uncomfortably. Whatever your reaction, knowing that I’m back. (more…)

2010 Was The Year Of….Oh, I Forget.

I forgot a lot of really useful things this year. (more…)

The Worst Things To Tweet In 2011 (Part 1)

However much I love Twitter (and despite being eternally conflicted, I do love Twitter) – there’s a lot about it that doesn’t bode well. It probably won’t destroy the world anytime soon, but the prospect of using Twitter in 2011 is disturbing me.

Here are a few reasons why. (more…)

Commercial Travel Needs Attention-Seeking Idiots

If you’ve recently flown on a certain Cebu Pacific service, you’ll remember the air safety demonstration.

And how many flights can you say that about?

What first struck me about this was how hot the stewardess nearest the camera is how much fun the cabin crew are obviously having. And you can’t see the passengers’ faces, but presumably they’re enjoying a mixture of admiration and mortified bemusement. (British passengers, mainly the latter- we’re like that).

There’s nobody there who is unaware that a safety demonstration is going on.

Clever, that.

Why should the routines of commercial travel be dull? Why should opportunities be missed for grabbing attention, for getting people interested?

Here’s a silly yet maybe-not-quite-so example I’ve come up with myself. You’re on the Eurostar, and you cross the French border: 30 seconds of accordion music later, everyone is being handed a croissant. Or let’s say you’re coming back, and it’s Land Of Hope And Glory and an Eccles cake.

Daft? Yes, of course. Pointless? You’re now The Eurostar Service With the Croissants / Eccles Cakes. You’ve got the attention of your passengers. You could do something with that. Couldn’t you?

There’s another opportunity here. As a commercial travel operator, you tailor your daftness to your own culture. Play up to your national stereotypes a bit, gently poke a little fun at your own country – and make people aware that yes, they are entering a different culture. Make them glad they’re here before they’ve even arrived. Tickle them, and in doing so, pique their interest. We’re talking about first impressions here, and they will have commercial repercussions – grumpy, travel-dulled passengers aren’t going to linger on their way to their hotel or their onward connection. Make them feel welcome, and they’ll pay more attention to what you have to offer. Surely?

When you’re travelling, have you ever felt won over by the littlest, daftest thing?

Image: Koluso

How The Kindle Won Me Over In 7 Minutes

Time – 00:00

Here is Mike, sat at a table.

Mike is a bespectacled, somewhat vague and dishevelled looking man of indeterminate age . He’s in front of his laptop – and frankly, they both look like they’ve seen better years.

From the half-open doorway comes a shout.

“This thing is amazing.” (more…)

The 2 Rules Of Successful Writing

There are only two rules of successful writing.

(Oh, there are lots of techniques, tips and strategies. But there are only two rules. Break these, you’re doomed. It’s that simple). (more…)

‘Caprica’ and ‘SGU’: Who Got To ‘Galactica’ first?

(Sorry. Picture cracked me up when I saw it. Had to use).


Caprica and Stargate UniverseBack in February, I wondered which of these two shows would become the new Battlestar Galactica.

And it turns out it’s neither. (more…)

How To Not Spam People On Stumbleupon

I’ll admit it – I love Stumbleupon.

And I’d be ungrateful if I didn’t, because it’s been really nice to my website. I use SU for fun, but like millions of others I also use it to make my writing visible to a wider audience. My two-part series The Human Scale of Cold and The Human Scale Of Hot went “viral” on Stumbleupon and sent a combined total of 78,000 visitors to my website this year (a tenth of my annual traffic with just two posts). It’s a great way to get your stuff out there.

But it’s also easy to turn into a spammer – and get booted off the site for good. (more…)

Travel: What Makes Bad Places *Bad*?

One of the nastiest experiences of my life was having coffee at the Paragon Train Station in Hull. (more…)

How To Read A Self Help Book

Help, by Dimitri N. - Flickr

First the snark…then the rant. If I start to go blue, call someone. Thanks.

It’s true what they say. We’re beyond all help – living the wrong lives, governed by the wrong rules and surrounded by the wrong people. All our achievements are meaningless because they got us here, mired up to the neck in the sucking dreadfulness of modern life. Life? Don’t talk to me about life. Life is a string of dillusionments and we’re tangled tighter than iPod headphones fished out a deep pocket. Ever day is the same as the last one – or worse than it. It’s all broken. We’re broken.

And on and on, they whine at us.

I’m so very sick of bad self-help literature making our lives miserable.

There’s way too many people out there claiming to be lifestyle experts (rather like the “SEO guru” infestation on Twitter. Come on – they can’t all be experts). And why the glut? Because demand is sky-high. We’re convinced that our lives need fixing. In fact, we’re more worried than ever. Can it be that all the previous self-help bestsellers, the Anthony Robbinses, the Dale Carnegies, that Tim Ferriss book…they’ve all failed? So should we keep buying their books? When a mechanic consistently fails to repair your car, should you keep going back to him?

But maybe it’s not the lifestyle coaches that are failing. Maybe it’s us.

Now hold up a second. This is what unscrupulous self-helpists hope we’ll believe. It gets them off the hook. When their methods prove ineffectual, it’s because we did something wrong. We deviated from the tried-and-tested one true path, and now we have to pay – preferably by buying their follow-up bestseller Here’s What You Did Wrong, Stupid.

Meanwhile, we suck. Again. And the circle of non-life turns and turns, and nothing really changes except the price of the books we feel compelled to buy. We’re trapped by a dependency on self-help books. We need saving from help itself.

(Talk about screwed).

But maybe it is us. Maybe it’s the way we’re reacting to all this self-improvement advice. Maybe that’s where we’re broken.

So what’s the answer? For just $0.00 plus ten simple, affordable payments of $0, I’m going to show you how – with my 3-step plan to Help Yourself Self-Help. (more…)

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