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Introducing Hadrian’s Wall: Where Rome Meets Westeros

Watched or read George RR Martin’s Game Of Thrones? Been captivated by that colossal wrought-ice defensive battlement known as The Wall?

Here’s some news that may interest you.

It exists in our world too.

Fevered Mutterings image: Hadrian's Wall, by Bill Hails - Flickr

The Wall, the Others… where did that element of the story come from? Did that grow up as a plot device or is it more?

Well, some of it will be revealed later so I won’t talk about that aspect of it, but certainly the Wall comes from Hadrian’s Wall, which I saw while visiting Scotland. I stood on Hadrian’s Wall and tried to imagine what it would be like to be a Roman soldier sent here from Italy or Antioch. To stand here, to gaze off into the distance, not knowing what might emerge from the forest. Of course fantasy is the stuff of bright colours and being larger than real life, so my Wall is bigger and considerably longer and more magical. And, of course, what lies beyond it has to be more than just Scots.

 - George RR Martin, in conversation with Wayne MacLaurin, 2000

In Martin’s Westeros, The Wall is designed to keep Wildlings, grumpkins and snarks (plus darker, nastier things) at bay, providing a seemingly impenetrable fortification manned by the haggard, stalwart members of the Night’s Watch. It marks the northern edge of the Seven Kingdoms in the starkest sense (pun intended) – a physical deterrent to invaders from beyond the fringes of civilization.

Hadrian’s Wall is far more interesting – and not just because it’s real.

Fevered Mutterings Image: Hadrian's Wall - Mike Sowden

From Bowness-on-Solway in the west to the appropriate named Wallsend on the Tyne in the east, Hadrian’s wall runs the width of England’s northern boundary with Scotland (although not along it – the whole wall lies within England, and while it’s just 1km shy of the Scottish border at Bowness, it’s 110km south of it at Wallsend). It originally ran for 73 miles (117km) of stone and banked turf, 7-10ft (2-3m) thick and between 15 and 20ft high.

Think about this for a minute. Imagine a branch of the Roman Army ordered to defend the northern fringes of the Roman Empire from the marauding Scots. Hadrian’s Wall is a military structure, built by troops and initiated shortly after the Roman Emperor Hadrian visited Britain. A 15ft high unmanned stretch of wall would hamper the progress of invaders, but would it stop them? Unlikely.

The true significance of the wall, and the reasons for its construction, must lie at least partly elsewhere – for example, in the symbolic defining of the end of territory under Roman influence (being an urban culture, the Romans stamping their authority on landscapes and peoples with urban building-work – towns, bridges, aqueducts, fortresses, villas and the like. Otherwise, they tended to adopt an “if it isn’t broke, don’t fix it” attitude to local government – while Romanizing it sufficiently to make it clear who was in charge). The power of Rome wasn’t limitless – and Britain was at the Empire’s fringes. A line had to be drawn.

It’s not hard to imagine Hadrian, or one of his strategists, running a finger across northern England, from sea to sea, and saying “this is enough – for now”.

Fevered Mutterings image: Hadrian's Wall, by Stu & Sam - Flickr

Whatever the motivations for its construction, Hadrian’s Wall remains one of the wonders of world archaeology. It’s an astonishing feat of engineering, comprising of walling, milecastles, forts and a wall ditch and track (or vallum) that often had to cut through rock. The foundations and lower layers of many of its associated structures endure, making it one of the richest accumulations of Roman archaeology outside of Italy. It’s also a bulwark that’s deeply in tune with the landscape it works its way through – taking advantage of inaccessible rocky outcrops to heighten its defensive power (literally), while employing the characteristic uncompromising lines that can be seen in Roman roads across Europe. (“Geology, get out of our way or prepare to be quarried”). It’s astonishingly self-assured. If you were a non-Roman inhabitant of Britain of the time and were in any doubt that the Romans intended to stay, this would have shut you up for good…

I’ve been infatuated with Hadrian’s Wall for years now. I’ve walked sections of it, I’ve cycled along it, I’ve huddled under it as the rain scythed down, and I’ve been told off by an English Heritage inspector for clambering over it in a moment of weakness. It’s a stunning display of human ingenuity – and it’s also not a little mad. Why would anyone build such a thing, on such a scale, in such a place? Another reason for my obsession is the land it winds through – some of the loveliest (and bleakest) in England.

For 2012, as one of a number of new themes for this blog, I’m getting up close and personal with Hadrian’s Wall country. You’re going to find me writing about…

  • glimpses of a civilization that popular culture is still fascinated with after 2,000 years (no gladiators, though – sorry);
  • what the Wall was (perhaps) for;  
  • how, when and why to walk Hadrian’s Wall, where to stay, and what there is to see;
  • how the Wall affects the lives of people in Cumbria and Northumberland today;
  • how the landscape shaped the Wall’s development, and how and where its builders overcame or defied the many obstacles in their way;
  • the cities, towns and villages of Hadrian’s Wall country, including one of my favourite cities in the whole of England, Carlisle;
  • …and finally, the Wall Walk, all 73 miles of it, which I’m undertaking sometime this coming year.

As I write this, I’m hoping to be up on the Wall next Wednesday, walking from Hexham to Once Brewed and hopefully further – but since I’m currently fighting off the remnants of a heavy cold, we shall see. (It’s certainly nice to know I have some kind of survival instinct. I’d wondered).

(Note: As I said here, I’d originally planned to be sleeping in a Goretex sack of misery, better known as a bivi-bag – but if I do make it up there, I’m still post-’flu. Sleeping in a sack in the open air with temperatures hovering around the zero Celsius mark…might not be the greatest idea I’ve ever had. Another time, I think).

So – are you coming along for the ride?

Images: Stu & Sam, Bill Hails, Paul McGreevy and Mike Sowden.

Hadrian’s Wall: A Birthday Adventure / Cry For Help

Every year I set myself a birthday challenge – something that looks feasible from a distance but turns into a living hell close-up. Last year, I wandered across the North York Moors in an 8-hour October rainstorm (and ended up writing it up for the San Francisco Chronicle). On my birthday this year…well, I was busy. Too much writing, too much on – something had to hit the wall.

So, two months late….I’m hitting the wall.

Fevered Mutterings Image: Hadrian's Wall, by Stu & Sam - Flickr (more…)

Trans Pennine Trail: The Long, Winding Goodbye

It’s midnight, and I’m looking up at a signpost.

The best way to see England is on foot. (The second best way? Ask Sustrans). It’s a country designed to fit your feet, whether via the National Trail network or by those enticing mystery dashed lines you see winding their way into the trees at the fringes of your Ordnance Survey Landranger. You’re not meant to go from A to B – you’re supposed to dabble with the rest of the alphabet. This is why English people of a certain age will argue until they’re blue in the face about the ‘quickest route’ for a stranger to get somewhere. What they really mean is their favourite route – and everyone has a different one, because England can accomodate that.

At midnight on the 23rd of August I’m in Hornsea, my childhood home on East Yorkshire’s coastline. I’ve wandered along the sea-front, tweeting fitfully and plucking at memories, until I’ve reached the Marine Hotel and a sheer concrete wall to the upper promenade I clearly remember being too nervous to climb, which I can now scale by jumping, grabbing the rail and pulling myself up. (It’s such a contrast that I feel I have someone else’s memory). The clouds are low enough to turn to mist, fogging the streetlights and giving the ruinous amusement arcades the look of a heavily anti-aliased Pripyat.

Then I’m at the end of the old railway line, the one that connected Hornsea with Hull until Doctor Beeching swung his axe. The disused train station is long gone, and replaced with an enormous paved compass, pointing westwards – specifically, at Southport, on the other side of the country.

I walk the first mile of it.

From here, the Trail winds over the Wolds and down towards Sheffield, splitting in either direction to provide secondary routes for the weekend-tripper (one of which is up to York, via the whole Solar System)….

…and finally, on the main route, reaching Southport on the west coast, 20 miles north of Liverpool.

When Barbara of Hole In The Donut Travels came to York a few months back, I was startled to learn she hadn’t arrived via London. Because all too often, that’s the England visitors see. I’m not knocking London (it’s a fascinating place) but it’s not a synonym for England. The England I love best, that gets me scanning maps with what I can only describe as geographic lust, is that of hill and dale and moor and backwater trail – and the best ways to find these are by taking the great trans-England walking routes so beloved by folk like Wainwright (who even devised his own coast to coast walk)…

Striding along these great Ways isn’t just an effective method for seeing (and feeling) England – it’s also a great way to say goodbye to it. Since my plans revolve around seeing the rest of the world, a couple of final, epic walks sometime soon are an attractive prospect.

And the symbolism of starting the last of them from my childhood home?

Irresistible.

Further reading:

  • Walking Britain: tons of ideas here, complete with detailed breakdowns of walks and some (sadly quite small) photos of what you can expect to see.
  • It is absolutely impossible to read this book and not have twitchy feet. That’s you warned.
Images: rofanator, vikellis, karenwithak, steves71.

Dead Air Under London

Fevered Mutterings Image - Pedestrian Tunnels connecting Heathrow terminals - Mike Sowden

London breathes on my back. Around me, shirts billow, dresses flare and hats are clutched, as the stuffy, tasteless air roars past us in search of somewhere to dump its heat. Behind me, the mournful screee of an Underground Tube train – and around me, a subterranean London that is far from solid.

Imagine laying a cross-section across the city, dividing it like a cake. Looking at the results, you’d think: earthworms. The ground under London is Swiss-cheesed with cavities. There are the most famous – the London Underground and its many, many abandoned stations, and the extraordinarily extensive sewer system pioneered by Joseph Bazalgette, the “Sewer King“, an engineering marvel now threatened from above. But around them, burrowed into the sponge of subterranean London, are countless other mysterious voids. The church catacombs, most notably at Camden. The military bunkers and citadels and their extensive tunnel networks.  The pedestrianways winding between Heathrow’s terminals (above), hauntingly endless when you’re dragging your suitcase down them. And then there’s the Fleet, London’s lost river, gushing back and forth through the sewer tunnels as the tide waxes and wanes, a trickle of its former self but still powerful enough to drown the unwary.

And through all this, the dead air of London’s ancient breath…

In.

Out.

Photo: Mike Sowden 2011.

Further reading:

On Carmageddon Weekend, Real Men Don’t Need Maps

If you live near Los Angeles, it’s Carmageddon Weekend. For a while I thought this was a celebration of the joy of running over zombies, but alas, it’s because Interstate 405 (oh you know, the one featured in CHiPs), is closing for refurbishment for a whopping 53 hours. For anyone commuting through the region, it’s apparently going to be unimaginably awful – and I’m sure residents of the L.A. area can imagine some pretty awful things. As warnings go, this one has weight. Airline ticket sales are booming. Even Erik Estrada has chipped in. It’s officially serious. (more…)

Megabus: No-Budget UK Travel (If You’re Tough Enough)

Megabustop, by Daquella manera - Flickr

I’m hollow-eyed and bleary today, and I haven’t had enough coffee. A little later I’ll be pootling round York, picking up travel essentials and converting my Brit money into Euros before jetting off to Austria tomorrow afternoon. Tomorrow will be my second visit to London in 3 days, and yet again I’m using the train.

If you know what rail prices in this country are like, you might now be wincing. Yes, there are smart, effective ways to whittle your train fares down to something vaguely affordable, but even with forethought, research and expert haggling over the phone, there’s only so much you can do. And frankly, the amount you have to plan ahead is…irksome. I’ve taken the train from York to London, almost always exactly the same service, for prices ranging from £12 to £88, one-way (with returns anything from £28 to £infinity).

It’s a fickle, wearisome mess.

Yesterday, partly by bus and partly by train, I got to London and back for £10. (more…)

Bless Me: 5 Surprising Sides To York Minster

York Minster 2 - by Mike Sowden

York Minster, from the city walls past Bootham Bar

York Minster dominates York. Arguably, it is York, having been its social and geographical focus for over a thousand years. It’s a Gothic-style cathedral (the largest north of the Alps) of a scale and intricacy that will punch the breath right out of you at first sight – and it’s beautiful because of – rather than despite – its many architectural imperfections. This is a building that has clearly evolved.

As you might expect, that evolution has a rather colourful history.

Here are a few highlights. (more…)

All Change At Cyprus

The view from Troodos, Cyprus - M. Sowden 2006

For a change, I took the bus to work today.

My daypack bulged with books: the Rough Guide to Cyprus, Colin Thubron’s Journey Into Cyprus, Tim Boatswain’s A Traveller’s History of Cyprus, and a number of careworn notebooks with “Cyprus” scrawled on their covers.

The more observant among you may spot a common theme. But alas, no, I’m not off to the eastern Mediterranean right now. Just refreshing my memory about my childhood home, for reasons that should become clear another time.  And as usual, Rough Guide, Traveller’s and Thubron are my starting points.

I scrambled up to the top deck of the no. 1 bus to the York train station, eventually found a seat not occupied by teenagers so bleached by fast-food malnutrition they looked like extras from The Walking Dead, ignored their innocent, carefree 120dB banter about who shagged who last night, and buried my nose in my books.

Ten minutes later, I nearly missed my stop at the train station.

Not quite. But nearly. I suddenly became aware we’d stopped, swore, scooped my books into the air in the general direction of the stairs and tumbled out the door like a crash-test dummy. Pausing just long enough for everyone to laugh at me, I crossed the road and dove into my connecting bus.

Ten minutes later, I completely missed my stop at the University.

If you were wandering across campus today and you saw a smartly-dressed man run past, wearing shoes that would have been sensible for anything but an attempt on the unassisted world landspeed record, a bulging rucksack whirling around him like a slingshot scaled up for siege warfare, cursing his life, cursing the buses and cursing you, then we’ve met. Briefly.

(Hey, I hope next time it’s under better circumstances).

The reason for all this running is simple. I fell through a hole in my own mind. Ever done that? You blink and suddenly it’s Much Later, and you’ve been sat there all this time, except you’ve really been elsewhere?

Well, I’d been in Cyprus. Suddenly remembering things that had been buried deep inside my head for more than 20 years.  Joining together vivid bursts of light and sound and smell and taste to passages of Cypriot history in front of me, and then to things I’d seen in 2006, when I was last on the island. Remembering when I went to a fancy dress party as Captain United Nations (saving the world since the age of 7). Remembering geckos. Remembering when I drowned. (Long story, that one). Remembering things with such powerful longing that I was tugged right out of my own skin. Remembering them so hard I felt a little sick.

(Homesick).

And this precious ability to be utterly focussed and transported, this gift of the imagination of pure, selfless escapism – I thought it had gone forever. Nibbled out of existence by my attention-shrinking digital habits, the ruin the Internet has made of me.

So, that was nice.

But it still hurt.

Lost. Lost. Lost.  And then I looked up, and the University looked a bit strange, which was because I was seeing it from the wrong angle. I ran out the door, and through sliding doors in succession, college after college after college – back here, back in England yet again, not elsewhere, yet again not elsewhere.

But somehow…

Changed.

Yeah. I think that’s the word.

Photo: M. Sowden 2006

Balderdash! – Busting 5 Myths About England

Tre simboli di una Nazione, by painted23 - Flickr

Ah, England! The mist-shrouded Arthurian ruins, the rolling green hills dotted with sleepy hamlets, nuns on bikes free-wheeling over cattle grids, tankards of warm beer, castles and orchards, jodhpurs and shooting-sticks, where monocles legally replace spectacles and more than two people will automatically form a queue, where everything is quaint and quintessential and steeped and…

On and on.

Planning a first-time trip to England soon? It’s possibly you’ve been told things about the place. Silly things. Things that will mislead and ultimately disillusion you. And that’s no fun at all. So in the interests of having an exciting and fascinating holiday in a truly exciting and fascinating country, let’s burst a few bubbles here. (more…)

Commercial Travel Needs Attention-Seeking Idiots

If you’ve recently flown on a certain Cebu Pacific service, you’ll remember the air safety demonstration.

And how many flights can you say that about?

What first struck me about this was how hot the stewardess nearest the camera is how much fun the cabin crew are obviously having. And you can’t see the passengers’ faces, but presumably they’re enjoying a mixture of admiration and mortified bemusement. (British passengers, mainly the latter- we’re like that).

There’s nobody there who is unaware that a safety demonstration is going on.

Clever, that.

Why should the routines of commercial travel be dull? Why should opportunities be missed for grabbing attention, for getting people interested?

Here’s a silly yet maybe-not-quite-so example I’ve come up with myself. You’re on the Eurostar, and you cross the French border: 30 seconds of accordion music later, everyone is being handed a croissant. Or let’s say you’re coming back, and it’s Land Of Hope And Glory and an Eccles cake.

Daft? Yes, of course. Pointless? You’re now The Eurostar Service With the Croissants / Eccles Cakes. You’ve got the attention of your passengers. You could do something with that. Couldn’t you?

There’s another opportunity here. As a commercial travel operator, you tailor your daftness to your own culture. Play up to your national stereotypes a bit, gently poke a little fun at your own country – and make people aware that yes, they are entering a different culture. Make them glad they’re here before they’ve even arrived. Tickle them, and in doing so, pique their interest. We’re talking about first impressions here, and they will have commercial repercussions – grumpy, travel-dulled passengers aren’t going to linger on their way to their hotel or their onward connection. Make them feel welcome, and they’ll pay more attention to what you have to offer. Surely?

When you’re travelling, have you ever felt won over by the littlest, daftest thing?

Image: Koluso

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