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Orkney, via New York

A typically fickle-looking Orkney sky – 2009.

My thanks to Mike, Pam, Kim and everyone else working so hard this weekend at the 2nd Annual Travel Blog Exchange (TBEX) event in New York this weekend, for making a livestream session so fascinating  that I was glued to my screen all afternoon despite glorious sunshine and England’s final, desperate and ultimately doomed attempt to stay in the World Cup…

…and for allowing me to be part of it (TBEX, I mean, not Germany stuffing England) – because as part of the Community Keynote this afternoon, this piece was read out to a packed auditorium. (And it was still packed afterwards! Well, maybe the doors were locked. I don’t want to get bigheaded by making wild assumptions – my ego deserves the facts).

The TBEX meet is an event where hundreds of clever, industrious, outgoing people converge on one spot from all over the world, chat about various things, learn some useful stuff, and then go out drinking heavily, spending the next day in a pain-laced fog of self-recrimination. At least, this is what I’ve been told by people who attended this year. I’m only going on word-of-mouth, mind.

TBEX ’11?

It’s in Vancouver.

And I’ll be turning up for that one.

How about you?

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You may see a few changes in here. I’m tweaking, based on some sage advice from TBEX and also because it’s long overdue some tidying up.

If anything looks unbearably screwy, just holler.

That doesn’t apply to the writing, of course.

Breathe

A piece I wrote for a now-deceased online magazine back in 2006…


Mike 086

I’m holding the cup to my face.

Anywhere else, this might look a little strange; but this is Orkney, and it’s an autumn morning with the promise of winter felt in every exposed extremity. I’m bone-marrow chilled, and my legs, shoulders and jaw have a convulsive life of their own. Around the cafe, people are peeling off layers in the steamy warmth, colour-coded into garish (tourists) and muted (locals), and everyone has a mug in his hand. I’m keeping hold of mine by squeezing it in my palms, scalding life back into my deadened fingers. They cramp when I curl them around the handle, like I’ve just completed a handwritten exam.

Outside, a half-hearted gauze of rain is turning into a drizzle. It’s a morning that affirms Kirkwall’s architectural emphasis on clean-lined durability – unembellished concrete walls and glistening slate roofs, stone and more stone. The streets through the town centre are a thousand shades of grey, but somehow the result looks far from drab. As in Stromness, on the eastern side of Mainland, it feels like the residents understand how to nurture their heat and light: little of either leaches out into the streets, and at night, you’d be forgiven for assuming Orkney homes must be as chill as the average Scottish castle.

I’ve got a warm scone in front of me, on a clean plate covered in fine scratches. The jam actually tastes of strawberries: I don’t know if it’s the jam or my tastebuds at work. I’m becoming aware that the last twelve hours simultaneously rank among the most bizarrely foolish and the most enlivening of my whole life. And that this cup of tea is the best I’ve ever had.

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