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Trans Pennine Trail: The Long, Winding Goodbye

It’s midnight, and I’m looking up at a signpost.

The best way to see England is on foot. (The second best way? Ask Sustrans). It’s a country designed to fit your feet, whether via the National Trail network or by those enticing mystery dashed lines you see winding their way into the trees at the fringes of your Ordnance Survey Landranger. You’re not meant to go from A to B – you’re supposed to dabble with the rest of the alphabet. This is why English people of a certain age will argue until they’re blue in the face about the ‘quickest route’ for a stranger to get somewhere. What they really mean is their favourite route – and everyone has a different one, because England can accomodate that.

At midnight on the 23rd of August I’m in Hornsea, my childhood home on East Yorkshire’s coastline. I’ve wandered along the sea-front, tweeting fitfully and plucking at memories, until I’ve reached the Marine Hotel and a sheer concrete wall to the upper promenade I clearly remember being too nervous to climb, which I can now scale by jumping, grabbing the rail and pulling myself up. (It’s such a contrast that I feel I have someone else’s memory). The clouds are low enough to turn to mist, fogging the streetlights and giving the ruinous amusement arcades the look of a heavily anti-aliased Pripyat.

Then I’m at the end of the old railway line, the one that connected Hornsea with Hull until Doctor Beeching swung his axe. The disused train station is long gone, and replaced with an enormous paved compass, pointing westwards – specifically, at Southport, on the other side of the country.

I walk the first mile of it.

From here, the Trail winds over the Wolds and down towards Sheffield, splitting in either direction to provide secondary routes for the weekend-tripper (one of which is up to York, via the whole Solar System)….

…and finally, on the main route, reaching Southport on the west coast, 20 miles north of Liverpool.

When Barbara of Hole In The Donut Travels came to York a few months back, I was startled to learn she hadn’t arrived via London. Because all too often, that’s the England visitors see. I’m not knocking London (it’s a fascinating place) but it’s not a synonym for England. The England I love best, that gets me scanning maps with what I can only describe as geographic lust, is that of hill and dale and moor and backwater trail – and the best ways to find these are by taking the great trans-England walking routes so beloved by folk like Wainwright (who even devised his own coast to coast walk)…

Striding along these great Ways isn’t just an effective method for seeing (and feeling) England – it’s also a great way to say goodbye to it. Since my plans revolve around seeing the rest of the world, a couple of final, epic walks sometime soon are an attractive prospect.

And the symbolism of starting the last of them from my childhood home?

Irresistible.

Further reading:

  • Walking Britain: tons of ideas here, complete with detailed breakdowns of walks and some (sadly quite small) photos of what you can expect to see.
  • It is absolutely impossible to read this book and not have twitchy feet. That’s you warned.
Images: rofanator, vikellis, karenwithak, steves71.

Mountain Guiding: How To Lose Friends And Terrify People

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We’re on the summit of the 29th highest mountain in Austria, and we’re going to need to call for a helicopter. (more…)

The North York Moors: a Birthday Challenge

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“You do know the weather forecast is horrific, yes?”

“Yes. But I am MIKE!”

“What?”

“Er – I’m MIKE. It’s…it’s like a machismo rallying cry. I’m facing off against the world, see. Staring it down. And there can be only one winner.”

“Well yes. That’s certainly true.”

My housemate eyes me pityingly as I continue to lace up my boots. (more…)

Moors, I Challenge Thee

North York Moors 1 - Mike Sowden

Tomorrow, I go up into the hills to meet an old foe.

It’s the North York Moors, between Pickering and Whitby.

North York Moors Map

I’ve walked a little of it before. Enough to encourage me to try the whole route, the whole 20-something miles over barren, hushed terrain.

It’s not an epic trek by any means – a day’s good walking, factoring in the terrain, unexpected fences, being chased by local wildlife and so on. After walking 35 miles a week for the last 3 months, I’m ready for it. There’s a good road, and a train line for emergencies.

North York Moors 1 - Mike Sowden

But it’s beaten me twice. Mud and rain the first time….unexpectedly rugged terrain making one of my boots explode the second time. (These are, after all, moors).

There won’t be a third time.

Of course, if I had a brain I’d be doing this in the height of summer, rather than at the scrag end of it. But it’s my birthday tomorrow – a day for denying as well as celebrating – and so I’m going to stride through whatever the weather can throw at me (and according to the BBC weather forecast, that’s a lot) and walk and walk and keep walking until I have walked right over my foe, putting him behind me in every sense, freeing me to seeker challenges further afield.

It’ll be hard. And boggy. But by Saturday lunchtime, we’ll be done, my foe and I. And I shall return to York on the bus, mud-spattered and sheep-chewed….

Ready for other walks.

Images: Mike Sowden, Wikimedia Commons.

Ode to the Abused

Walking along a beach, by WJ (Bill) Harrison (Flickr)

Hello, body.

You amaze me.

Let’s not bandy words. I’ve treated you badly. (more…)

When To Keep Going

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How far would you get if you just kept going?

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But A Wisp of the Dales

In 2007, I went walking with 2 good friends in the Yorkshire Dales around Ingleborough.

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The air was heavy with rain that never quite broke, shot through with sunshine that never really came out to play, and just the right temperature to keep you walking at a mile-devouring trot.

We walked up hill and down valley, up to the top of Ingleborough, glorying in the view down to Ribblehead Viaduct far, far below (look – we were up there) and marvelling how completely unsuited to the environment we were with our puny arms and puny legs, clumsy and uncoordinated. I’m saying this chiefly because I remember falling over just after the following photo was taken – one of those undignified sprawls that has even the goats rolling around, eyes streaming.

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Somewhere up Ingleborough, I lost my notebook.

(Maybe you can see how).

Then, three months later, my hard-drive crashed just before a much-delayed data backup, and I lost all but four of the the 100+ photos I took.  These are two of them: the others are here and here. Four photos and a few scraps of memory, like wisps of sheep wool on barbed wire.

It’s shocking how much of life is like that.

Soft and Prickly: Our Fickle Love Of The Countryside

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When it comes to the British countryside, we don’t know which way to turn.

In the 17th Century it was something we feared – a chaotic, violent place where Nature, red in tooth & claw, vied for a taste of your blood with bandits, highwaymen, smugglers, murderers and the clinically befuddled. Mention the countryside to Thomas Hardy and he would flinch, mutter something about accursed heaths and reach for a quill. One did not tarry long abroad after dark.

Two centuries later, we can’t get enough of it. Red has turned to green. We yearn for slightly (only slightly) overgrown hedgerows and the susurration of sunlit leaves overhead. We salivate over delightfully quaint villages embedded in the side of hills like raisins in a plum duff. We long to hear someone say “ooh arrr”. Warm beer, nuns on bikes, little stone bridges only negotiable if you turn sideways-on. Grassy meadows – as if, left to her own devices, Mother Earth would render the whole world suitable for cricket with the minimum of tending. In short, a primal yet civilized refuge from the dull churning of modern life.

Neither view is correct or even fair, but that’s not the point.

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