why travel

Seven is a lucky number. You wouldn’t think it from watching Se7en, but that’s Cinematic Art for you. (Look, they can’t even spell it right). But seven is indeed lucky, and it’s a good place to end this guest-posting series revolving around the following question…

Time flies! In the word of some anonymous bard, “time flies like an arrow – fruit flies like a banana”.

Since I’m currently busy fighting a variety of legal running battles with the Canadian government, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and the creators of Degrassi Junior High and Due South (see my last post), I’m unavailable to blog. This is my gift to you today, dear reader.

I’m absent again. Again! Am I ever actually here? (Don’t answer. That’s a rhetorical statement, which is a literary device writers use to signify that if you criticise them, they’ll throw something heavy at you. Love, Mike).
